When daddy sat down... Splat! The ketchup went everywhere.

Then when he put on his hat... Smoosh! Scrambled eggs got all over his face. The Wizard Lizard just laughed and laughed like it was the funniest thing in the world.

My daddy got a little angry and started shouting. “Hey who put that bottle of ketchup on my chair! Who put scrambled eggs in my hat!”

When the Lizard Wizard saw how upset daddy was he said he was sorry and promised he would never do it again.