We were splashing and having so much fun until my daddy came in. When he saw us playing in the tub he started freaking out and screaming that there was too much water in the bathroom. I told him that I was pretending to be a mermaid and we were on a tropical adventure.

“How wonderful,” he answered. “You must be having such a great time. But I think there might be a little too much water on the floor. Maybe we better get some towels and dry everything up.”